Tech Cat
by carolynholm
Dear Elsa,
I see you’ve found my old phone. But you’re not supposed to be playing with phones. Even old ones.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mum,
It lights up when I touch it just right!!!!!
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
I shouldn’t have charged it. I just wondered what it had on it. But we might need some rules about phone use.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum,
It doesn’t need a rule, it turns on by itself.
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
I think we need a Don’t Touch rule.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum,
You have too many rules. Like the Table Rule.
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
The Table Rule is a good one. And I follow it too. You don’t see my feet on the kitchen table, do you?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum,
Charlie doesn’t like that rule.
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
True. He mostly ignores it.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum,
Then there’s the rule against going outside. But there are so many exciting birds and bugs out there!!!!!
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
There’s more than that out there, honey. Between the coyotes and the cars, I have to worry about your safety. That’s why we have the Strictly Indoor Cat Rule.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum,
We all watch to see if you accidently leave the door open.
Love, Elsa
Dear Elsa,
I’m counting on you to be terrified if you ever stepped out the door. Puffin did that once. He came racing right back into safety. I didn’t know that chubby guy could move so fast!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mum
Well, oh. Can we talk about your phone now? I want to see it light up again.
Love, Elsa
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