The Menu
by carolynholm
Hey Mom,
You gave Poppy some salmon skin!
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
Yes, I slipped her a little treat while I was making dinner. I should never have started doing that, because she won’t leave me alone when she smells me preparing salmon. She loves the skin.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I want some salmon skin.
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
We’ll see. Maybe.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Cats love salmon too!
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
I know you do. That’s why I get you the cat food with salmon in it.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
We eat the same food as you do!!!!!! That’s so exciting!
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
Well, in a sense. We all have very different diets, but there’s some overlap.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Diets? Poppy doesn’t have a diet. She eats EVERYTHING.
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
She’s a dog. Dogs are basically omnivores.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
What does that mean?
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
It means dogs will eat pretty much anything.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
That’s what I said!!! She even eats cat poop.
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
No, buddy, we don’t let her do that.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
Cats don’t go around trying to eat poop. Thank heavens we’re not omnivores.
Charlie
Dear Charlie
Cats are definitely carnivores. Though I lived with a cat once who liked cantaloupe.
Love, Carolyn
Hey Mom,
I like cherries!!!!!
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
No, you just like to play with cherries. Steal them out of a bowl, roll them around on the floor, and then lose them under the cabinet.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
So. Cats are carnivores. Dogs are omnivores. What are humans?
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
It depends. Some are omnivores and eat anything. Some, like me, don’t eat meat, and that’s called vegetarian. Except I eat fish, so I’m a branch of that, called pescatarian. And some folks are vegan, which means they eat only plant based food.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Too many fancy names! The important thing is we’re a fishy family. I love that we all eat the same thing!!!!
Charlie
Dear Charlie,
You never know where you’re going to find solidarity.
Love, Carolyn
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Good last line!