Girlfriend

by carolynholm

Mom,
I’m a bear????!!!!!!!!! I thought I was your puma!
Winston

Dear Winston,
You are! My puma, house-sized edition. Who said you were a bear?
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
YOU did! You said one of Charlie’s games is “Poke The Bear and Run Like Hell”. And you meant poking me.
Winston

Dear Winston,
Hey buddy, it’s just an expression. You are a handsome puma. The long tail, the small head, the slouchy walk. You are every inch a miniature puma.
Love, Carolyn

Hey Mom,
Charlie likes to poke Poppy too. He was batting at her tail this morning.
Winston

Dear Winston,
Who could resist her gorgeous plume of a wagging tail!
Love, Carolyn

Hey Mom,
She wrestles with Charlie.
Winston

Dear Winston,
Poppy is very sweet with cats. 
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
She’s my girlfriend.
Winston

Dear Winston,
You two certainly have a special bond.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
I start every day with a head bump for her.
Winston

Dear Winston,
I’m sure she likes that.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
She likes to lick my butt. And Charlie’s too.
Winston

Dear Winston,
Dear god, I wish I didn’t know that. I can’t unknow it now. Ouf, dogs.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
But when I try to sleep with her, she gets up and leaves her bed.
Winston

Dear Winston,
She does that to Charlie too. But he keeps trying. 
Love, Carolyn

Hey Mom,
He’d better not steal my girlfriend.
Winston

Dear Winston,
Charlie just wants to wrestle with her. And don’t worry, Poppy doesn’t share her bed with anyone.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
Not true. When Puffin was sick she let him crawl into her bed with her. They both went sound asleep together.
Winston

Winston,
That was so very sweet. I think she knew he was dying. 
Love, Carolyn

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