Critters

by carolynholm

Hey Mom,
What’s going on with our blog???????
Winston

Dear Winston
We have been having some technical difficulties, sweetie.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
Is that like when you vacuum the house? 
Winston

Dear Winston,
How is this like vacuuming?
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
You know, vacuuming. Vacuuming is a TERRIBLE technical difficulty!!!!!!
Winston

Winston
I was talking about the blog, not about vacuuming. 
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
Poppy wants to know if you are about to start vacuuming. 
Winston

Dear Winston,
How did this become a discussion about the vacuuming?
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
Poppy brought it up. We don’t think she knows very much about blogs. But she knows all about vacuuming. And we’re also very interested in vacuuming.
Winston

Dear Winston,
And by “we” I assume you are referring to you three cats?
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
Of course. 
Winston

Ok cats,
Let’s not gang up on Poppy. She’s been part of this blog longer than any of you. So. Here’s the deal. We had to stop our posts for a few weeks while our friend Alec was helping us with the technical difficulties. And in the course of things we had to change our name. Our blog now has a new name!
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
I like new names!!! When I was a kitten my rescue group named me Squeak. I was really glad that you gave me a new name.
Winston

Dear Winston,
I agree, Squeak is a terrible name for a gorgeous hunk like you. But meanwhile you’ll all need to listen up. We are now called carolynscritters.
Love, Carolyn

Dear Mom,
Critters? Not sure about this. I don’t think I’m a critter. 
Winston

Dear Winston,
We’re all critters. Including me. It’s a colloquial term. All animals are critters.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
You are an animal?
Winston

Dear Winston,
Of course I am. I’m the Boss Animal around here.
Love, Carolyn

Hey Mom,
You’re sure all of us are critters? 
Winston

Dear Winston,
Of course we are.
Love, Carolyn

Mom,
You aren’t going to start vacuuming now, are you?
Winston

Dear Winston,
I already regret bringing this up. 
Love, Carolyn

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