Security!
by carolynholm
Mom,
The bed attacked me!
Winston
Dear Winston,
No, that was Charlie, when you crawled under the sheets while I was trying to change them.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I was TRAPPED!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
Not really. You just somehow got yourself wrapped in the sheet. And Charlie totally took advantage of the situation and pounced right on you. I’m sorry that made you panic.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
It was HORRIFYING!
Winston
Dear Winston,
It was just a sheet, honey. But I understand. You got tangled. And you totally panicked when Charlie landed on top of you. I did feel badly for you!
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
You laughed.
Winston
Dear Winston,
Ok, I did, but it was sort of an accidental snort.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I couldn’t get out!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
But I lifted the sheet and saved you! And see? You’re ok now, right?
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
I was so worried. I ran out of the room. I yelled SCURITY SCURITY!!!!!
Winston
Dear Winston,
So, were you saying Scurry Scurry? Like run really fast? Or Security Security? You do know that we live in a very safe environment here, and we don’t need to call Security, right?
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Thank god we have Poppy for that!
Winston
Dear Winston,
I’m not sure Poppy is really what we’d call a Security Dog.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
You mean we have NOTHING to protect us?
Winston
Dear Winston,
We have neighbors on all sides, all ready to save us if we need it.
Love, Carolyn
Mom,
Does Poppy know that?
Winston
Dear Winston,
We won’t tell her. We’ll let her continue to think she’s in charge of security.
Love, Carolyn
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