Scent
by carolynholm
Dear Poppy,
I have a request, sweetie. Can you please leave the cat toys alone?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Why do the cats need so many toys?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Because if they have plenty of toys to keep them occupied, they don’t knock over the lamps. I call it lamp insurance.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
But I don’t really play with the cat toys.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
You may not play with them, but now you’re destroying them. First the purple mousie, and now the blue mousie.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Those were accidents.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Accidents? You shredded them!
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
They smelled irresistible.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Can’t it stop there? Can’t you just enjoy the lovely smell?
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
I do!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
But then you shred them to bits.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
And this is wrong because…???
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Honey, the cats want to play with their mousie toys. No one has any use for a pile of shredded fabric and stuffing.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
So why are these things made with a scent that makes me chew them up?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
That must be the catnip. I didn’t know dogs were interested in that.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
So, just smell them? You mean no touch? Just smell?
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Yes! Exactly! I’m so glad you understand.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
But I don’t!!!! That makes no sense. You can’t just sniff without acting on the scent.
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Sure you can. I do that all the time. I like to sniff a Meyer Lemon. Or a lavender flower. Or a crushed sprig of rosemary. But I stop there! No shredding involved.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
You just said you crushed a sprig. And you picked the flower. You destroy things!
XOXO Poppy
Dear Poppy,
Ok, you got me there. On a technicality. But still, when I enjoy a smell there’s no shredding involved.
Love, Carolyn
Dear Mom,
Because you are not a dog.
XOXO Poppy
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Wow who knew cats liked catnip! Or maybe Poppy is ever so slightly taking on cat traits. The real clue will come when his bark sounds like a meow!
Great line – because you’re not a dog! Bazinga