Carolyn's Critters

Dear Mom,Who exactly is the Dumbass? XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Ouf, you heard me arguing with the TV again.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,You’ve been yelling at the newscast a lot lately. It’s alarming.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I wouldn’t call it yelling… more like commenting.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,Sort of yelling.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Commenting emphaticallyLove, Carolyn Dear Mom,Quietly yelling.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Fair enoughLove, Carolyn Dear Mom,It’s […]

Dear Mom,Why were you yelling at the TV?XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I wasn’t yelling. That was vocal exasperation. Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,You said you wanted to stab that man.XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,I did. He has it coming.Love, Carolyn Dear Mom,That’s violent!XOXO Poppy Dear Poppy,Don’t worry, sweetie, I’m not really violent. I just get frustrated at the people in […]