Madame, I am ready for Le New Year’s Celebrations. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Should I be worried? Love, Carolyn Cher Madame, Le sarcasm is not very attractive. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, I’m sorry. For some reason you bring that out in me. What are your plans for New […]
Madame, La Blonde is still threatening us. Regards, M.Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Her name is Poppy. And I think of her as more of a redhead. Love, Carolyn Madame, Mia and I prefer to call her La Blonde. We are referring to her intellect. Regards, M.Le Poufin Dear Puffin, There is nothing […]
To The Person For Whom It May Concern: The New Dog is INSANE. We are all in danger. Signed, Anonymous To The Management: The New Beast is an abomination. Do you realize what you have done? Signed, Anonymous To The Concerned Management: The New Dog MUST GO. Signed, Two Anonymous Victims Dear […]
Bonjour Madame, Toujours you continue to insist that I am not French. But vraiment you are misinformed. Yes, I may have been discovered in Los Angeles, but I’m sure I had just arrived from France. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Probably not. You were eight weeks old, Honey, just a baby, with a dirty […]
Bonjour Madame, Mia is very full of herself about her dancing, but is Madame aware that she has been twerking? Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Mia doesn’t twerk, Puff. That is not something a cat is capable of. She says she does because she thinks it’s cool. She is just waving her […]
Bonjour Madame, The Spotted One insists she is Siamese. She can’t be, she is spotted. She needs to be informed of this. Regards, M. Le Poufin Dear Puffin, Mia is correct, she’s a Lynx Point Siamese. Sincerely, Carolyn Bonjour Madame, That is a disappointment. Also Molly says you told her she is 100% […]
